So who's a better kisser, me or your dad?

谁吻功更高 我还是你老爸？

I'm a better kisser than you are.

我的吻技比你好。

You're a really good kisser. - Well, I have kissed over four women.

你真是接吻高手 -嗯，我吻过超过四个女人。

Imagine this kisser getting blamed for everything.

想象下这个马屁精为所有事。

For your information, I've been told that I'm a very good kisser, all right?

我告诉你，人说我是接吻高手。

Yeah, he was always a good kisser, and he could always make me laugh.

是啊，他接吻很棒，也能随时逗我开心。

No, by women, women with lots of experience. Every single one of them said that I was a great kisser.

不，是经验丰富的女人们说的。她们每一个人都说我是接吻高手。

Who's a better kisser, Liam Hemsworth or Bradley Cooper?

谁是更好的接吻者，利亚姆海姆斯沃斯或布拉德利库珀？

Every single one said I was a great kisser.

她们每一个人都说我是接吻高手。

I've been told I'm a very good kisser, all right?

人说我是接吻高手？

Any goon so much as looks at you, I'll sock him in the kisser.

那个混球敢多看你一眼, 我就给他一顿老拳。

Can you believe that? Me, not a good kisser.

你们相信吗？ 居然说我不是接吻高手。

Smart, kind, good kisser? What, those things aren't on your list?

聪明 好心 吻功一流 难道这些不是你的条件？

What did you say? Um, I said that you were a good kisser...

你写了什么 我说你是个接吻高手。

He's a good kisser and he's gonna do my taxes for free.

他是个亲吻高手 还免费帮我报税。

And maybe 'cause you're a good kisser.

可能还因为你吻技不错吧。

I mean, Dan's a good kisser, but that good?

丹的吻技是不错 但也不至于好到那个地步吧？

He, uh, he happened to be an excellent kisser.

他 他碰巧接吻技术高超。

Is he better or a better kisser than this man?

他吻技更好还是比这个人吻得更好？

Good morning, said Mr. Spin Class Kisser, looking fresh and robust.

早上好，室内自行车课程的吻吻先生说道，看起来精神饱满。